Nov 9 2013

I win!… Er, MVP 2?

So, I was playing gun master in Battlefield 3,

In Gun Master, players race to progress through a list of pre-determined weapons by earning kills with them. The first player to earn a kill with the Knife (the highest level) is the winner. – Battlefield Wiki

For the first time ever I won. I was the first to go through all of the weapons and rank as #1. As the scoreboard appeared and my awards for the round started scrolling I noticed I had won the ribbon, “MVP 2 Ribbon.” I may have won the round, but still, somehow, managed to only come second highest in score.

 

EA Games / DICE

EA Games / DICE

Doh.

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Nov 6 2013

New & Improved CorpseCamp.us

radjose @ Flickr.com / This isn't me. I don't know this guy. But, like, he made this picture under a Creative Commons License and it expresses my inner gamer... so...

radjose @ Flickr.com / This isn’t me. I don’t know this guy. But, like, he made this picture under a Creative Commons License and it expresses my inner gamer… so…

Facebook: Hey…weren’t you dead?

CorpseCamp.us: Well yeah.

Facebook: Why are you back?

CorpseCamp.us: Because some people really loved us.

Facebook: Nobody loved you.

CorpseCamp.us: Lies! Thirteen people like me!

Facebook: “Like” is not “Love”

CorpseCamp.us: Then give me access to a “Love” button!

Facebook: No.

CorpseCamp.us: K.

Facebook: So…where have you been?

CorpseCamp.us: Um… Really long spawn timer?

Facebook: Gotcha. So anything new?

CorpseCamp.us: Yeah, like, any video gamer can post funny stuff. It’s not just MMO’s anymore or even just FPS’. Anyone. Any video game. It’s like… the wave of the future.

Facebook: I’m bored now. Bye.

CorpseCamp.us: K. Bye.

So, yeah, long vacation. Had to take care of some things in life. Couldn’t find the time to update. Kept the site on the server but lost the domain for awhile. Got it back. Decided to post this. Some changes though. Really cool ones actually. From now on this site is dedicated to THE GAMER. Not just MMO players. Not just FPS players. Not just Online Video Game Players. ALL GAMERS.

So read through these posts and get an idea of what’s here and then add your own. Post it. Share it. Clip it. Bop it! Er… wait… Wrong kind of game.

Basically, the jist here is, if you can play it on something resembling a computer/console/thingy then you can share your stories here. Ones that are clean and funny get priority as usual. Keep it classy folks. And start posting!

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Nov 6 2013

Auto-balance…Win…?

Auto-balance sucks. Except every once in awhile when auto-balance tries to win you back.

I was playing Battlefield 3 (BF3) and joined a conquest server. I was immediately team auto-balanced after spawning. For a moment, my heart fell through the floor. Then as my avatar came to I realized I was in a dream land. Had I been fragged and gone to heaven?

The team I had been changed to was 20 tickets from winning. It was a miracle.

Auto-balance

Somewhere deep down inside…do you love me?

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Sep 22 2012

Get to the Choppa’! NAO!

One Guy: How do you make a chopper?

Smarttie: One part “chop” and a little bit of per.

 

Contributor: Dazydee, IXOYE, US Medivh

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Sep 13 2012

International Relations…

Saw this as a player sig the other day…

 

[20:06:03] Lizzo Tevinter > xD This corp is really at it’s most active peaks during the night … Which means you all are americans:D?

[20:06:25] Riot shot > pritty much they all all but we eu are growing

[20:07:08] Lizzo Tevinter > :)
[20:07:12] Lizzo Tevinter > It’s fine either way

[20:08:58] Wadiest Yong > i would appreciate it if you did not call me an American
[20:09:10] Wadiest Yong > i’m a Sioux indian

[20:09:49] Lizzo Tevinter > O.o
[20:09:56] Lizzo Tevinter > Roger that, Mr. Indian
[20:12:54] Lizzo Tevinter > And, ofc, i had to google it:D
[20:16:13] Lizzo Tevinter > And sorry if I offended you

[20:17:30] Wadiest Yong > tatanka ne po wa huta

[20:19:10] Lizzo Tevinter > Aaaand that would mean:P?

[20:19:49] Wadiest Yong > buffalo pisses on your foot

By: Mac

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