Just say gno[me]!
Creating a new character on a server, my mom decided to join me with a death knight. I created a priest. With my priest, now level 12, she offered to run me through Deadmines. Big mistake. She is a three pigtailed, pink haired, gnome female named: Bubble Gum.
Entering the Goblin portion of Deadmines she decided to aggro “a small part of the room”. Apparently in Gnomish “a small part” means the entire room. Granted, it was my fault that I fell into the mess of it. I attempted to see if I could boil myself in the big vat of molten whatever and instead found myself in the midst of gnomish-chaos.
“Use your diseases! Spread them! Death strike! Death strike!”
“I am!”
“There are no diseases on them!”
“Oh.”
“Pestilence! Spread diseases-”
“Heal!”
“I AM HEALING!”
*death*
The moral of this story? Never accept a run through from a character shorter than you. Especially if that midget happens to be named Bubble Gum.
-1 out of 1 vote/s
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