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[02:45] [2] [HunterTroy]: Why is the reins of Poseidus so much

[02:45] [2] [Raine]: It’s rare

[02:45] [2] [Chasiti]: very rare…its a seahorse you can use in any water, but besides that its kind of dumb…but if you’re a collector its a great one to have

[02:46] [2] [Raine]: It’s not dumb… it’s MAGICAL.

[02:46] [2] [HunterTroy]: lol

[02:46] [2] [Chasiti]: I’m sorry, it’s MAGICALLY dumb.

[02:46] [2] [Raine]: lol thank you, thats better

[02:46] [2] [Dio]: If you don’t like it don’t buy it!

[02:46] [2] [HunterTroy]: ^

[02:46] [2] [Chasiti]: Any time lol

[02:46] [2] [Raine]:

[02:47] [2] [Chasiti]: I’m not buying it, but that doesn’t stop me from commenting on it.

[02:47] [2] [Dio]: The mob is very rare

[02:47] [2] [Chasiti]: We’ve already said that.

[02:47] [2] [Raine]: Well duh, magical seahorses can’t just pop up every five minutes.

[02:47] [2] [Chasiti]: Well they could, but then this would be hello kitty island.

[02:47] [2] [Raine]: If they did, we’d all become jaded.

[02:48] [2] [Chasiti]: rare magical dumb seahorses make all the difference

[02:48] [2] [Lampy]: to bad it doesnt fly

[02:49] [2] [Chasiti]: If you’re insulted by it being called dumb, just think about this: If it were smart it’d be a raid boss and we’d have to kill it and it wouldn’t drop a seahorse.

[02:49] [2] [Raine]: It has a built in mechanism that converts lake water to seawater, allowing it to swim anywhere. And you’re complaining that it can’t fly? What high standards you have!

[02:50] [2] [Chasiti]: They could give it a bubble of water like the minipet from the Darkmoon Faire… Except its rider would drown when flying.

[02:50] [2] [Raine]: Yeah, that would be a bummer

[02:50] [2] [Wufu]: he had it in a huge aquarium

[02:51] [2] [Chasiti]: Yeah, but that’d be a great way to die. Drowning by magical dumb seahorse bubble.

[02:51] [2] [Raine]: Maybe it doesnt want to be ridden anyway, so it doesnt care if its rider dies. Maybe it’s kind of a jerk.

[02:51] [2] [Wufu]: hes a jerk (i know)

[02:51] [2] [Raine]: Uh oh, sounds like magical seahorse owes Wufu money

[12:24] [G] [Kellah]:  Aww, the faire is over.

[12:25] [G] [Kellah]:  how sad, i was at it, came out of the dungeon, and then got another loading screen and there is a bear spot.

[12:25] [G] [Kellah]:  with a lone deer.

[12:25] [G] [Vincentropy]:  ah

[12:25] [G] [Kellah]:  The deer must have closed the portal!!!

[12:25] [G] [Kellah]:  VILE CREATURE! DIE!

[12:25] [G] [Kellah]:  And your accomplice thumper too!

[12:25] [G] [Vincentropy]:  ROFL

[12:25] [G] [Kellah]:  *spits on ground*

[12:25] [Y] [Earrz]: YEA

[12:25] [Y] [Alterran]: AHHHHHGGHHHHH!

[12:25] [Y] [Catmen]: HECK NO!!!

[12:25] [G] [Riannalynne]: wow some take this game a bit seriously

[12:25] [G] [Passalus]: they are plotting with the penguins! BEWARE THE PENGUIN KING!

[12:26] [G] [Passalus]: we will have to return to Northrend to stop them!

[12:26] [Y] [Earrz]: ill seal the mian door

[12:26] [Y] [Kellah]: ITS A TRAP!!!

Source: Elwynn General & IXOYE guild chat

At the Darkmoon Faire Island…

[05:47] [1] [Earsz]: someone inv me befor arena deathmach

[05:47] [1] [Earsz]: plz

[05:47] [1] [Koda]: Don’t do it, its a trap!

[05:47] [1] [Spellbinnder]: NEVA

[05:47] [1] [Earsz]: its not a trap lol i just want a group

[05:48] [1] [Earsz]: ill pay 500g

[05:48] [1] [Volundeer]: Admiral akbar here… ITS A TRAP!

[05:48] [1] [Amenofthis]: rofl

[05:48] [3] [Earsz]: how can it be a trap

[05:48] [3] [Earsz]: i got kiced

[05:48] [1] [Earsz]: kicked

[05:49] [1] [Earsz]: i just want a group

[05:49] [3] [Spellbinnder]: thats cause u lost the roll and still said u would grab it

[05:49] [3] [Earsz]: no i siad lets make it whoever  Spellbinnder

[05:49] [3] [Earsz]: not me

[05:49] [1] [Koda]: ITS A TRAP!

[05:51] [1] [Earsz]: someone inv me plz i just want a group no trap i promis

[05:52] [1] [Koda]: IT IS A TRAP!

[05:52] [1] [Earsz]: no  Koda why are you a jerk and a troll

[05:52] [1] [Spellbinnder]: I AGREE ITS A TRAP

[05:54] [1] [Earsz]: some inv me

[05:54] [1] [Earsz]: someone*

[05:54] [1] [Spellbinnder]: ITS A TRAP

[05:55] [1] [LightofChild]: where is the trap?

[05:55] [1] [Earsz]: nowere

[05:55] [1] [Wafer]: ask a hunter

[05:56] [1] [LightofChild]: But I heard there was a trap at the Darkmoon Fairre

[05:57] [1] [Earsz]: someone inv me plz

[05:57] [1] [Mizgnomer]: i did invite him……..  he dont like it….

[05:57] [1] [Earsz]: for arena

[05:57] [1] [LightofChild]: why?

[05:58] [1] [Mizgnomer]: u should specify then

[05:58] [1] [Earsz]: hes fishing im doing arena

[05:58] [1] [Mizgnomer]: *cough****  looks down…. im female…..

[06:02] [1] [Koda]: IT. IS. STILL. A. TRAP.

[06:03] [1] [LightofChild]: what’s a trap koda?

[06:03] [1] [Koda]: IT IS.

[06:03] [1] [LightofChild]: just curious how can a sea pony be our pet?

[06:03] [1] [Koda]: Magic.

 

Source: Darkmoon Faire General Chat

As usual, names have been changed to protect the innocent.