Night Elf-Complex
While running in Ramparts on my new DK one of the other players after a wipe (the tank kept aggroing too much) made a crude joke about Obama, Texas, and Slavery. I responded “Texas wasn’t a slave state.” This upset a couple of them and they told me to “stop ruining it”. I said “How about we just get back to clearing this dungeon?”
Three of them were night elves, and the tank, who kept aggroing too much, and, letting the healer dies says to the party:
“Dwarfs remind me of fat midgets.” (referring to my character)
“Better to be fat than gay.” I reply obviously annoyed.
He responds, “Midgets look gay.”
“Night elves ARE gay.”, I respond defiantly back.
I got kicked out of the group. I’ve never been more proud to be kicked out of a group by a bunch of hippies.
Deadly Dwarf Burp
Playing my dwarven tank (ironbreaker) I’m helping capture an objective. Bored, I do the /burp command and apparently I was targeting the flag (i.e., battlefield objective). The emote read as follows…
“You burp at Battlefield Objective. He looks like he might pass out.”
Wow. Dwarven burps are so epic they can knock down entire fortified towers…


+1 out of 1 vote/s