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[04:15] [Y] [Deluncy]: would anyone be willing to give me some gold plz i only have 10 gold and would like and needs more so plz

[04:16] [Y] [Gigg]: go quest

[04:16] [Y] [Lan]: don’t be a creep

[04:16] [Y] [Deluncy]: PLZ

[04:16] Topper McNabb says: Could ye spare some coin?

[04:17] [Y] [Deluncy]: PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[04:17] [Y] [Lan]: don’t be a creep

[04:17] [Y] [Gigg]: i have 11 silver so youre asking the wrong person

[04:17] [Y] [Diff]: lol

[04:18] [Y] [Diff]: sell portals

[04:18] [1] [85:Qota]: I’d like to present to you two unique features added to this game. The first of which, is professions, which was added about six years ago. Properly utilizing this feature will result in more gold.

[04:19] [Y] [Diff]: lol

[04:19] [1] [85:Qota]: The second feature I would like to inform you about is, which is kind of new, so you may not be aware of it, is questing. When you quest you get money and junk to sell. Its been around for six years so I understand if you aren’t aware of it yet.

[04:24] [1] [85:Qota]: These tips and more brought to you by the friendly folks at [http://CorpseCamp.us/]  where getting gold means not standing around begging!

Source: Stormwind General Chat.
Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Having recently reached Hellfire Peninsula my leveling buddy and I were doing our regular routine when we noticed one of the three PvP objectives taken over by horde. Looking to have some fun we decided to go check it out. At the very least we’d get a nice fight out of it. Lo and behold the offending Horde was a level 63 blood elf priest. My 61 prot warrior swiftly and cleanly dispatched the priest. My leveling buddy (61 mage) and I then proceeded to capture the tower.

All was going well until out of the blue the priest returned…with a level 80 orc warrior with 39k health. My mage friend and I quickly fly up to avoid certain death. We fly over to the next tower and start capping it only to have the warrior and priest follow us.  The warrior starts flying up, using Heroic Throw and then parachuting down trying to kill me.  My warrior takes a beating but is able to survive it. Thankfully, the parachute cloaks have a decent cooldown so by the time he’s able to take a second shot my health has regenerated.

He finally decides to take out my mage buddy. Which is okay. We killed his friend so a kill or two is in order. But he starts gloating over her body and spitting on her. As if a level 80 prot warrior with 20 times more health taking down a squishy low level mage is an accomplishment. Now its on. Taking advantage of him trying to fly after my mage friend I drop and kill his priest friend again. Mount and start flying up high…very high.

The warrior finds me and follows me to max height. By now Hellfire is a haze below us. I take him over the path of glory. The deep valley in the center of the peninsula. My goal is to make the largest drop possible. When we get to the right point he does his heroic throw junk again…then starts falling. Much to me chagrin he uses his cloak about halfway down. I hang my head in disappointment. I watch him float safely towards the ground. Too bad the cloaks have like a 10 second duration.  By the time his cloak wears off he’s still a couple hundred feet above the ground. He plummets to his death.

Pwnd.

I laugh so hard I hurt myself and almost fall out of my chair. I win.