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Names have been changed to protect the innocent (And noobs)

[12:39] [Airhead] has earned the achievement [I Had It in My Hand]!

[12:39] You have added the pet Fossilized Hatchling to your collection.

[12:40] [G] [84:Airhead]: *Cries*

[12:40] [G] [83:Mania]: noob

[12:40] [G] [84:Airhead]: I was so excited that I had my hatchling that I tried learning it… while like a hundred feet in the air

[12:40] [G] [84:Airhead]: and then started plummeting to my death

[12:40] [G] [84:Airhead]: well thankfully I just happened to be over a huge lake

[12:41] [G] [84:Airhead]: I started cheering out loud “yay!”

[12:41] [G] [83:Mania]: prepare for deep submer… I mean bug splat

[12:41] [G] [84:Airhead]: and then I hit the lake… and I didn’t go through the water… I stood on it…

[12:41] [G] [84:Airhead]: it lagged for a few moments

[12:41] [G] [84:Airhead]: then I died

[12:41] [G] [84:Airhead]: water walking >.>

Having recently reached Hellfire Peninsula my leveling buddy and I were doing our regular routine when we noticed one of the three PvP objectives taken over by horde. Looking to have some fun we decided to go check it out. At the very least we’d get a nice fight out of it. Lo and behold the offending Horde was a level 63 blood elf priest. My 61 prot warrior swiftly and cleanly dispatched the priest. My leveling buddy (61 mage) and I then proceeded to capture the tower.

All was going well until out of the blue the priest returned…with a level 80 orc warrior with 39k health. My mage friend and I quickly fly up to avoid certain death. We fly over to the next tower and start capping it only to have the warrior and priest follow us.  The warrior starts flying up, using Heroic Throw and then parachuting down trying to kill me.  My warrior takes a beating but is able to survive it. Thankfully, the parachute cloaks have a decent cooldown so by the time he’s able to take a second shot my health has regenerated.

He finally decides to take out my mage buddy. Which is okay. We killed his friend so a kill or two is in order. But he starts gloating over her body and spitting on her. As if a level 80 prot warrior with 20 times more health taking down a squishy low level mage is an accomplishment. Now its on. Taking advantage of him trying to fly after my mage friend I drop and kill his priest friend again. Mount and start flying up high…very high.

The warrior finds me and follows me to max height. By now Hellfire is a haze below us. I take him over the path of glory. The deep valley in the center of the peninsula. My goal is to make the largest drop possible. When we get to the right point he does his heroic throw junk again…then starts falling. Much to me chagrin he uses his cloak about halfway down. I hang my head in disappointment. I watch him float safely towards the ground. Too bad the cloaks have like a 10 second duration.  By the time his cloak wears off he’s still a couple hundred feet above the ground. He plummets to his death.

Pwnd.

I laugh so hard I hurt myself and almost fall out of my chair. I win.

Noob: What realms are Order favored?

Me: Nordrassil.

Tom: lol

Noob: Are you F ing with me?

Me: No. I’m not that kind of girl.

*random chatter*

Me: As far as I’ve seen most of the realms seem to be pretty balanced.

Noob: Not this one. We lose like SCs [scenario pvp] all the time.

Me: Define “all the time”.

Noob: We’ve been losing all night.

Me: You must be really unlucky. I’ve been winning most of mine.

Noob: Go queue for an SC right now. I bet you’ll lose.

Me: I bet you smell funny.

Noob: I don’t. I smell like degree cool rush.

Me: Should I be afraid he knows the exact scent of his deodorant?

Bob: Yeah.

Me: So it just isn’t me then?

Bob: That is kind of disturbing.
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