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[04:15] [Y] [Deluncy]: would anyone be willing to give me some gold plz i only have 10 gold and would like and needs more so plz

[04:16] [Y] [Gigg]: go quest

[04:16] [Y] [Lan]: don’t be a creep

[04:16] [Y] [Deluncy]: PLZ

[04:16] Topper McNabb says: Could ye spare some coin?

[04:17] [Y] [Deluncy]: PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[04:17] [Y] [Lan]: don’t be a creep

[04:17] [Y] [Gigg]: i have 11 silver so youre asking the wrong person

[04:17] [Y] [Diff]: lol

[04:18] [Y] [Diff]: sell portals

[04:18] [1] [85:Qota]: I’d like to present to you two unique features added to this game. The first of which, is professions, which was added about six years ago. Properly utilizing this feature will result in more gold.

[04:19] [Y] [Diff]: lol

[04:19] [1] [85:Qota]: The second feature I would like to inform you about is, which is kind of new, so you may not be aware of it, is questing. When you quest you get money and junk to sell. Its been around for six years so I understand if you aren’t aware of it yet.

[04:24] [1] [85:Qota]: These tips and more brought to you by the friendly folks at [http://CorpseCamp.us/]  where getting gold means not standing around begging!

Source: Stormwind General Chat.
Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

One day in the mighty World of Warcraft, my guild decided to raid Blackwing Descent, and I was one of three healers, overgeared, doing about 40% of the total healing. About 3/4 of the way through downing Magmaw with no issues, it was time to move to the other side of the room to avoid his fire-on-one-side-of-the-room ability. Except instead of moving to the designated area, I somehow took a dive off the edge into the lovely magma below, well, Magmaw… So, instead of getting the super spa treatment I was apparently hoping for, I died! Aaand, the raid wiped.

I blame the hunter. :p

By: Eruanneth

[12:24] [G] [Kellah]:  Aww, the faire is over.

[12:25] [G] [Kellah]:  how sad, i was at it, came out of the dungeon, and then got another loading screen and there is a bear spot.

[12:25] [G] [Kellah]:  with a lone deer.

[12:25] [G] [Vincentropy]:  ah

[12:25] [G] [Kellah]:  The deer must have closed the portal!!!

[12:25] [G] [Kellah]:  VILE CREATURE! DIE!

[12:25] [G] [Kellah]:  And your accomplice thumper too!

[12:25] [G] [Vincentropy]:  ROFL

[12:25] [G] [Kellah]:  *spits on ground*

[12:25] [Y] [Earrz]: YEA

[12:25] [Y] [Alterran]: AHHHHHGGHHHHH!

[12:25] [Y] [Catmen]: HECK NO!!!

[12:25] [G] [Riannalynne]: wow some take this game a bit seriously

[12:25] [G] [Passalus]: they are plotting with the penguins! BEWARE THE PENGUIN KING!

[12:26] [G] [Passalus]: we will have to return to Northrend to stop them!

[12:26] [Y] [Earrz]: ill seal the mian door

[12:26] [Y] [Kellah]: ITS A TRAP!!!

Source: Elwynn General & IXOYE guild chat

At the Darkmoon Faire Island…

[05:47] [1] [Earsz]: someone inv me befor arena deathmach

[05:47] [1] [Earsz]: plz

[05:47] [1] [Koda]: Don’t do it, its a trap!

[05:47] [1] [Spellbinnder]: NEVA

[05:47] [1] [Earsz]: its not a trap lol i just want a group

[05:48] [1] [Earsz]: ill pay 500g

[05:48] [1] [Volundeer]: Admiral akbar here… ITS A TRAP!

[05:48] [1] [Amenofthis]: rofl

[05:48] [3] [Earsz]: how can it be a trap

[05:48] [3] [Earsz]: i got kiced

[05:48] [1] [Earsz]: kicked

[05:49] [1] [Earsz]: i just want a group

[05:49] [3] [Spellbinnder]: thats cause u lost the roll and still said u would grab it

[05:49] [3] [Earsz]: no i siad lets make it whoever  Spellbinnder

[05:49] [3] [Earsz]: not me

[05:49] [1] [Koda]: ITS A TRAP!

[05:51] [1] [Earsz]: someone inv me plz i just want a group no trap i promis

[05:52] [1] [Koda]: IT IS A TRAP!

[05:52] [1] [Earsz]: no  Koda why are you a jerk and a troll

[05:52] [1] [Spellbinnder]: I AGREE ITS A TRAP

[05:54] [1] [Earsz]: some inv me

[05:54] [1] [Earsz]: someone*

[05:54] [1] [Spellbinnder]: ITS A TRAP

[05:55] [1] [LightofChild]: where is the trap?

[05:55] [1] [Earsz]: nowere

[05:55] [1] [Wafer]: ask a hunter

[05:56] [1] [LightofChild]: But I heard there was a trap at the Darkmoon Fairre

[05:57] [1] [Earsz]: someone inv me plz

[05:57] [1] [Mizgnomer]: i did invite him……..  he dont like it….

[05:57] [1] [Earsz]: for arena

[05:57] [1] [LightofChild]: why?

[05:58] [1] [Mizgnomer]: u should specify then

[05:58] [1] [Earsz]: hes fishing im doing arena

[05:58] [1] [Mizgnomer]: *cough****  looks down…. im female…..

[06:02] [1] [Koda]: IT. IS. STILL. A. TRAP.

[06:03] [1] [LightofChild]: what’s a trap koda?

[06:03] [1] [Koda]: IT IS.

[06:03] [1] [LightofChild]: just curious how can a sea pony be our pet?

[06:03] [1] [Koda]: Magic.

 

Source: Darkmoon Faire General Chat

As usual, names have been changed to protect the innocent.